As I'm sure you already know, Disney's newest princess movie,
The Princess And The Frog is coming out this Friday, and it's got everyone quite excited. Everyone wants to see Walt Disney Studios return to their traditional fairy tale storytelling, but I have a different motive for seeing this movie. I'm ready to judge Tiana and rank her in my Disney Princess standings. You see, I'm still on the market for my future wife, and while I'm waiting to find her, sometimes I like to consider which of the Disney princesses would make the best Mrs. Grady Smith. Yea, you read that right: I sometimes imagine which of the Disney princesses I'd most like to marry. Does that make me weird? Probably. Do I care? Not at all. Thus, because it is List Wednesday, allow me to present you with my rankings of Disney's most eligible princesses. Afterwards, let me hear your rankings in the comments. And, no, Mulan is not a princess.
6. Sleeping Beauty
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5. Ariel
I'm not looking for a chatterbox, but she doesn't say anything.
4. Jasmine
She dresses a little slutty for my taste...
3. Snow White
A bit boring, but a sweet, innocent, good girl.
2. Cinderella
Even if she is a social climber, I like a working girl.
1. Belle
Beautiful, intelligent, and she looks at what's on the inside. Perfect.
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She dresses a little slutty for my taste...
A bit boring, but a sweet, innocent, good girl.
12 comments:
You forgot Pocahontas. And Nala!!
What about Bella from Twilight?!?!! She is my #1 times infinity
According to wikipedia, Mulan and Pocahontas are both official Disney princesses. Sure, you threw in Jasmine, but based on these omissions I'm surprised Snow White isn't you're number 1.
hahah this post is hilarious.
I love Pocahontas personally, but Belle is def. up there.
"And, no, Mulan is not a princess."
That's like saying Wall-E isn't a robot.
Graham, you know how to cut me to the core! I mean, I'm just saying, Mulan wasn't royalty in the beginning, and she didn't marry any royalty at the end (Unless there was something unseen going on between her and the emperor...)
I was going to point out that Belle was the daughter of an inventor until I remembered she married a prince.
Curses.
but Pocahontas was totes an Indian Princess. Nala was a lion...
You're on the market? hmm. Surprising, certainly... and yet, not surprising.
Son, this is deeply disturbing. I constantly poke Stuart about his virtual girlfriends. Now I see it's common among this generation of Smiths.
your number one is totally the right choice. i couldn't believe when she lost during the toothbrush check tournament. kids don't know nothin' these days
Jasmine should definitely be number 1. "Slutty" can't be used to describe her, that's like calling all the girls running around in bikinis slutty. It's part of time/ culture... which aligns with the fact that she's ethnic. We all need some spice in our lives. She can also sing... which is something that I can't say for the other girls. (A whole new world? I think everyone's favorite song... much better than the whining of Ariel). Finally, she has a fricken tiger as her pet... sure beast can count as a pet sometimes, but having a tiger as a pet's pretty hot.
Whoa... Defend Jasmine all you want, but don't bring the voices of the other princesses! Belle?! Fantastic. And Ariel, Whiney?! Harsh! Part of Your World is a beautiful song!
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